Comments on: Bad Samaritans Need Not Apply http://www.bluishbarn.com/neighborhood/bad-samaritans-need-not-apply/ goings-on at our house in Ann Arbor Sun, 11 May 2008 12:11:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Ben http://www.bluishbarn.com/neighborhood/bad-samaritans-need-not-apply/#comment-1491 Ben Tue, 31 Jul 2007 00:18:33 +0000 http://www.bluishbarn.com/uncategorized/bad-samaritans-need-not-apply/#comment-1491 hell with writing a check, he should be forced to crawl over broken glass and razor wire on his hands and knees with cash in hand and a bouquet of flowers, and after admitting that what he did was totally scummy beg and plead for forgivness. Your response should be to take the cash from his bleeding hands, take the flowers, give him a breathtaking smile and say in your sweetest, sexiest voice, "You're a total scumbag and I've told all of my girlfriends about you and since your comments were in the paper it's safe to say that you'll never find a girl to date you in this city. try China." Then start to walk off, turn ad say, "Oh yeah, fuck you." and blow him a kiss. hell with writing a check, he should be forced to crawl over broken glass and razor wire on his hands and knees with cash in hand and a bouquet of flowers, and after admitting that what he did was totally scummy beg and plead for forgivness.

Your response should be to take the cash from his bleeding hands, take the flowers, give him a breathtaking smile and say in your sweetest, sexiest voice, “You’re a total scumbag and I’ve told all of my girlfriends about you and since your comments were in the paper it’s safe to say that you’ll never find a girl to date you in this city. try China.” Then start to walk off, turn ad say, “Oh yeah, fuck you.” and blow him a kiss.

]]> By: Robert http://www.bluishbarn.com/neighborhood/bad-samaritans-need-not-apply/#comment-1355 Robert Thu, 19 Jul 2007 14:14:47 +0000 http://www.bluishbarn.com/uncategorized/bad-samaritans-need-not-apply/#comment-1355 Picking up a wallet, taking the money out of it, and throwing it back on the ground is illegal. But worse than that, it is just a really, really shitty thing to do. For the record, a normal, decent person would contact the owner of the wallet and get it back to them. Ya know...I just blew way to much money on a new car. That doesn't mean I'll be going through the wallets of everyone who rides in it seeking "contributions." Picking up a wallet, taking the money out of it, and throwing it back on the ground is illegal. But worse than that, it is just a really, really shitty thing to do.

For the record, a normal, decent person would contact the owner of the wallet and get it back to them.

Ya know…I just blew way to much money on a new car. That doesn’t mean I’ll be going through the wallets of everyone who rides in it seeking “contributions.”

]]> By: Laura http://www.bluishbarn.com/neighborhood/bad-samaritans-need-not-apply/#comment-1350 Laura Wed, 18 Jul 2007 19:20:14 +0000 http://www.bluishbarn.com/uncategorized/bad-samaritans-need-not-apply/#comment-1350 Ha! Great story - reads like a treatment for a short film! Ha! Great story – reads like a treatment for a short film!

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