This started as a response to Vinh’s comment on the last post, but got long and so I think deserves its own post.
Yes, I got a little lazy and reprised last year’s cart decoration. The candles were sitting around from our Blackout Party. Plus, there’s something nice about people recognizing us from years past. A lot of peole did, and - ahem, judges - a lot of people said we were best decorated, too. (Not that I agree with them. Other carts were way cooler.)
But this issue of decoration brings me to the finish: the only unmodified cart that beat us was one of those tiny carts with a little 100-lb girl in it, pushed by a guy who confessed to running cross country and hearing about the race “like five minutes ago, man”. And it was totally UNDECORATED. Our cart was DECORATED, we were costumed, and it was little old me pushing a fine specimen of a tall and robust species we at the Bluish Barn like to call Homo Barringerensus, or Mikey. The next unmodified carts crossed a full minute later, as usual.
So I felt like we won, in spirit or something. I know it’s not REALLY a competition, but…. One win and two second places in four years: no, it’s not too early to call it a dynasty.
Some highlights: the cops blocking off the streets for us to get to the starting line; taunting all the water balloon throwers and getting hit square in the head by one of only a few giant ones; and the guy going around to everyone afterwards saying “Did you know who did this? The punks! It was the punks!”.