Last week, before our first outdoor screening, I walked around the block to talk to the neighbors I haven’t met yet who live within earshot of our backyard. If no one was home, I left this dorky little note:
Hello Neighbor.
We at [address deleted] (the “bluish barn houseâ€) are planning on screening some films in our backyard this Thursday night and most Thursdays after that, through mid-Fall.
Each night will have a loose theme and will include a few shorts, often by local filmmakers, followed by a feature. We’ll post the schedule and more details soon at bluishbarn.com. Most attendees will be friends and people we know and trust. Of course, our neighbors are invited too.
The screenings will start promptly at the end of civil twilight (which is around 9:30pm mid-July; around 8:30 by September) so that we can guarantee they’ll end by midnight. We love this neighborhood and we understand that our neighbors are working people like ourselves who need a good night’s sleep.
If things get too loud – whether it’s a screening night or otherwise – or if you have special requirements one particular day or week, please call my cell phone at [number deleted]. We’re reasonable, and we can always turn it down or off altogether or move it inside.
Thanks, and we hope to see you soon.
Timothy
the Bluish Barn
So now you know what our neighbors expect of us. As guests at our free screenings, please act accordingly.
And please note: this means that the features will always start at a time that will allow them to end by midnight. So people who arrive late will not only miss the beginning of the film and the better seats, but, because of the way our backyard is laid out, they might have to walk in front of the seating area to get to the back. They might even feel too awkward about everyone looking at them that they turn away and abandon the screening altogether. And everyone watching the movie will see this happen. (Ahem, Alex.) Bottom line: it’s not fashionable to arrive late to movies. Not at our house.